Happy Father’s Day! Thanks for being awesome, Dads I know.
‘Specially my dad. Thanks for all the text messages checking whether I’m dead in an alley.
Thanks for keeping the woodstove going. And also for the many hours I regaled you with the entire plot of all of the Little House on the Prairie books while “helping” you stack logs.
Thanks for all the oatmeal.
Thanks for carving the Christmas Roast Beast. You’re totally grossed out by how rare this meat is right now.
Thanks for growing weird stuff in our yard and then making people do a tour of the gardens so you can show it to them.
Thanks for passing on to me a love of fruitcake. And spice drops.
Thanks for being a nice person who makes people laugh.
Happy Father’s Day!